Person 1: Hey, who was Barack Obama?
Person 2: He was Michelle Obama's husband.
Person 1: Ah okay, that guy.
Person 2: He was Michelle Obama's husband.
Person 1: Ah okay, that guy.
by bluepikman April 6, 2021
Get the Barack Obama mug.The only president with the sole accomplishment of being a token, literally all his accomplishments are either something someone else did (like claiming the 2016 to 2019 economical raise was because of his presidency) or straight up disastrous (like operation fast and furious and obamacare that cost more than giving every single citizen insurance), but he's black and that's all that matters, he definitely isn't this God like figure that came from black heaven to save as all like most msm would like you to believe nor is he this devil that came to eat as all he's just a not that good politician. But so some idiots don't get mad Lincoln (I was going to say Washington, but I know some dumbass would still be mad even though he had almost 100% the votes and was a very good president) was way better and LBJ (who was known to be extremely corrupt and racist and might have killed JFK) is way worse.
Barack Obama the only president that hadn't met a black person till he went to college (true story he actually lived in a white area with his white mother and step-dad until he went to college)
by Somebody someone no one January 13, 2022
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Get the Obama mug.Look there is Osama running in Barracks of Gitmo...Oh hang on, he full of BS, must be Barrack Obama...
by Smar Tass January 2, 2009
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1. Man 1: Beat the shit out of a nigga Man 2 : On ground. Man 1: Ya wassup niggah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
2. Man 1: Dude my girlfriend gave me a BJ! Man 2: NO way... OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
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by OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT April 4, 2008
Get the Obama Said Knock You Out mug.The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
by Starkasm March 29, 2015
Get the Obama mug.The most idiotic person ever elected into office for a variety of reasons. Here are just a few examples.
1. Underqualified
2. Socialist
3. Liar
4. Supports the health care plan... which is basically a waste of one trillion dollars that makes our health care like Canada. For anyone who doesn't know Canadians are coming down to America to get health care.
5. Wasting trillions on "stimulus" packages that only drive us deeper into debt.
6. Being a real prissy when it comes to the war in Afghan. He needs to realize that we can't be nice to and make sure the terrorists that killed thousands of Americans feel comfortable, especially when most of America wants them dead.
7. People/organizations he's affiliated with... Jeremiah Wright (racist), SEIU (they do a LOT of things that the Constitution is supposed to STOP... watch Glenn Beck for once to learn more; the reason why Obama hates Fox News is that they expose the bastard he is), Bill Ayers (convicted terrorist), ACORN (voter fraud, helps underage prostitutes), and more.
8. According to some newspaper which I forgot the name of, he threatened those who oppose him with NATIONAL SECURITY. That's right, he threatened to shut down a major air base in Nebraska if some dude stopped writing articles that oppose his administration's actions. Real professional.
There's just a few reasons off the top of my head.
Also it seems Americans are coming to their senses. His approval rating is officially below 50%.
1. Underqualified
2. Socialist
3. Liar
4. Supports the health care plan... which is basically a waste of one trillion dollars that makes our health care like Canada. For anyone who doesn't know Canadians are coming down to America to get health care.
5. Wasting trillions on "stimulus" packages that only drive us deeper into debt.
6. Being a real prissy when it comes to the war in Afghan. He needs to realize that we can't be nice to and make sure the terrorists that killed thousands of Americans feel comfortable, especially when most of America wants them dead.
7. People/organizations he's affiliated with... Jeremiah Wright (racist), SEIU (they do a LOT of things that the Constitution is supposed to STOP... watch Glenn Beck for once to learn more; the reason why Obama hates Fox News is that they expose the bastard he is), Bill Ayers (convicted terrorist), ACORN (voter fraud, helps underage prostitutes), and more.
8. According to some newspaper which I forgot the name of, he threatened those who oppose him with NATIONAL SECURITY. That's right, he threatened to shut down a major air base in Nebraska if some dude stopped writing articles that oppose his administration's actions. Real professional.
There's just a few reasons off the top of my head.
Also it seems Americans are coming to their senses. His approval rating is officially below 50%.
God damn it, we're all going to die in a second 9/11 if that retard in chief Obama doesn't get his act together and listen to General McChrystal!
by Shippandu December 25, 2009
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