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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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Mars

I would say they're pretty cool
Extremely talkative and sometimes random
Can be annoying sometimes but are really sweet to people they care about
Not very good at comforting people but they try their best
Can't spell (or use grammar) for the life of them

Does funny things for attention and validation
But only in front of their friends
Mars needs to shut the f up
by _Mars_ May 9, 2022
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Mars

Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!

Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!

Person 1: DAMMIT MARS

Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
by ratsewerfall April 3, 2022
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bruno mars

bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
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Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
by mondaymonday August 24, 2016
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MAR

Damn bro I just ate 3 quesadillas, chips & queso, plus some sopapillas. I’m definitely going to have MAR tonight!
by 6ft weenie April 3, 2023
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mar

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream

A little lad who loves
Berries and cream
Up the octave go for it

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
by cause ur gay September 6, 2021
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