Nasty Nate

A creature native to Eau Claire, Wisconsin but can often be found anywhere around the upper midwest of the United States. He is hyperactive, mostly nocturnal, and incredibly unpredictable. Other than being found scavenging supplies in bars and liquor stores late at night, it is quite rare to see him outside of his den.

Although most think him a myth told to scare children straight, every liquor store cashier in the area swears they've actually seen Nasty Nate in person.

Nasty Nate by Man, myth, and legend April 15, 2020

Happy Nate 

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

Happy Nate by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007

Prison Nate 

A short, skinny, dark skinned Italian with a long nose, breath that smells like sewage, and a penis that's at least six inches. He poops once a week, is horrible with women, and is under 100 pounds.

"Hey, Mike hasn't pooped in a while."

"Yeah, he's pulling a Prison Nate."

Prison Nate by Michael Dibbles October 25, 2020

Creepy Nate

When a girl holds your head to her chest after you take an ass beating and you try to nurse her breasts.

Wow, after Billy got his ass kicked at the family reunion, his grandmother tried to give him a hug and he pulled a Creepy Nate!

Creepy Nate by Crash Hawthorne December 17, 2020

Big bone nate

A motherfucking piece of big bone shit that trys to get laid 8/25. He is a Jewish looking bitch ass who loves his otmeal fried poolside. He takes Philips up the ass with braces in his backside. He claims to have a big one but we all know it's hollow. Only a rapist would be touched by him and not a single women has ever touched him he is the least interesting cunt sucker in the world. He is big bone Nathan

That jerkoff is a big bone Nate .

Big bone nate by Potatomotherfucker November 30, 2017

Nasty Nate McGee 

Nasty Nate McGee is common nickname given to that of a male whose looks and/or actions closely resemble that of a wild silverback gorilla. Animal control has been called numerous times for this mistake. This individual is often seen drinking a beer and is typically drunk before basketball games as well as late at night by himself. Counting to ten is considered a difficult task for this person. This male has no real friends, only ones that enjoy his television, sofa, his roommate, and the fact that he is 21. Formerly a pot head, now a roid freak. Nasty can be seen "shooting up" before workouts and long naps. This person can be given a tent, a hunting knife, and a bouncy ball, then be set loose in the woods and still have fun for weeks. McGee will not wait for you to go eat lunch and is not considered a good friend by any means. If you ever meet a McGee it is suggested that you do not run, but play dead. He will lose interest, just like a bear.

"I think that Nasty Nate Mcgee videotaped himself walking to the middle of a frozen pond. What a Douche Bag! Can you believe he thinks that is cool?"

"Did you hear that McGee peeled two bananas with his feet while double fisting beers and picking fleas out of his hide-like skin. Incredible!"

Nasty Nate McGee by Rodgers Rabbit February 6, 2009

Foot fungus (Nate)

Foot Fungus:: Nate Pepper😂😂

No girls like him

Girl 1: look it’s nate

Girl 2: ohhhh Foot fungus (Nate) you mean

Foot fungus (Nate) by Bye❤️✌️😂 July 20, 2018