Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1
by Tesco for life September 5, 2019
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A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.
Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?
by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021
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a midget is an extremly small person
justin is a midget
by cheese&crackers23 July 15, 2021
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as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"
My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!
by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019
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