staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

Stair Master

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.

Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

Lego Master

is a person that is a master of a small universe. They work for the Lego Company in Denmark and are responsible for any new brick's design, the sets that go on the market, and the models that you see all over the world. Because they get to play with toys for a living they are the biggest kids in the world and are living proof that you can do anything you want.

I want to be a lego master when I grow up.

by blueiniraq November 5, 2007

steez master

- one who possesses and masters the characteristics of steez and all of its components

- a skier who holds their poles straight out beside them with no regard for other skiers or boarders around them

Oh snap. . . here comes the steez master. I better get out of his way.

Look at the way that skier holds his poles. He's clearly the steez master.

by datBIGdawg317 January 2, 2010

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010