Liberal

Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.

"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan

by Thomas Washington Thoreau July 19, 2010

LIBERALS

Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.

Liberals are jerks who practice the worst,most despicable,most dangerous type of censorship.

by free speech December 28, 2005

liberals

1. People who are really annoying and always seem to think that they want you to hear there views. On every topic. All the time. They are very serious about their politics but don't realize that nobody cares about their horribly mundane lives going to conventions and wearing political t-shirts.

Random Liberals: George Bush is a criminal.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.

by alilhappything January 11, 2006

libby-lib

A condescending term for Stupid Liberal. A libby-lib is someone who is a liberal, but has no idea why, and often behave quite childishly. Are known to interject their hatred of all-things-Bush into discussions as non-sequiturs, such as howling about the Iraq War during a convo about Hurricane Katrina, the American League Penant Race, or the merits of getting Chinese food for dinner.

Adam: "Dewd, Jim thinks that jacking taxes up to the moon will help the economy?"
Bob: "Don't bother with him bro'...he's a libby-lib; his brain is a logic-free environment."

by Daver-Dave September 27, 2005

liberator

A girl that doesn't or refuses to wear a bra underneath clothing, for whatever reason. A girl that isn't wearing a bra because the type of dress or top that she's wearing doesn't permit for one. This is usually obvious to the people around her.

Lily Allen is a faithful liberator. Does she even own a bra?

Some girls should not liberate man..they simply don't have the right boobs for that.

by allsmiles10 August 19, 2009

Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.

The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!

by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005

Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.

Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.

by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008