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Left hand man

A right hand man for a lefthander.
He was always with his left hand man.
by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021
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Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.
by CSH79 April 27, 2011
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left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
by Driving School April 7, 2009
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Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019
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Left chat patty

A person that continuously leaves group chats with no explanation.
This person just did a left chat patty
by Yoloswagmoneypants June 16, 2020
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No Five Left Behind

the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD
by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010
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Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.
"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."
by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017
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