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lemon squirt

It is a crude term for how women urinate.
i love a good lemon squirt in my drink
by johnny throwdown September 21, 2006
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lemon lime kush

a strong blend of marijuana consisting of purple kush, mango kush, and very potent dank.
Bob: ay, did jimmy get some of that good weed yet?
Mark: yeah, that nigga got some lemon lime kush, it like 3 kinds of bud in 1 real talk
by Bovart Jenkins April 20, 2011
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Lemon Job

A girl places a lemon on a guy's penis and proceeds to give him a hand job using that lemon. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and gives the guy a blow job. However, the blow job is exceedingly unsatisfying for the girl because the lemon has caused the penis to become very sour and acidic.
Natalie gave me a lemon job last night. It felt great except she kept having to stop every two minutes because she claimed my dick was too sour.
by Seth Simonson March 5, 2011
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Lemon Mouthwash

When you Jizz in a cup, mix it up with some lemon juice and tell someone its lemonade.
Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?

You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
by Xandacommanda December 3, 2010
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Lemon Racing

Lemon racing is the act of having a group of friends(you included) finding the most crappy worthless vehicle you can rent borrow or own, and racing other people who also found such vehicles. a byproduct of this type of racing is usually cars breaking down or exploding.
the reason why lemon racing is called "lemon" is because lemon is a term for a terrible car.
by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014
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lemon sucker

1)A lesbian (lemon = clitoris)
2)Some on who sucks actual lemons (the fruit) for sexual pleasure
3)Someone with a face like a smacked arse.
1)Come here you lemon sucker.
2)What were you just doing to that lemon you lemon sucker?
3)Someone's sucking lemons today
by lesbo stewface June 16, 2006
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lemon chicken

When you used to love eating something, but now it makes you want blow chunks when you think about it.
Man, I lemon chickened those fries.
by dude March 22, 2004
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