Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 29, 2007

r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.

R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!

by bigbadunk June 8, 2007

R Kelly

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

Machine Gun Kelly

A white rapper from Cleveland who taught he had a chance to win over Marshall. He was also known for being a stan until he became a hater. Also known as MGK (sometimes known as Machine Gone Kelly / Marshall Gonna Killme)

boy1: do you listen to Machine gun kelly?
boy2: who?
boy1: mgk.
boy2: who?
boy1: the white boy who dissed eminem.
boy2: oh yeah.. yeah it was okay, a lil bit corny

by mollyanne00 November 25, 2018

Jack kelly

jack kelly is a racist and a preson to steal last names

That jack kelly is being a bit of a racist

by IMNOTAJACKKELLY June 16, 2020

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

Austin Kelly

An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.

OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.

AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies

HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!

by Anarochann July 26, 2011