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DJ Keemstar

Daniel "DJ Keemstar" Keem is popular for his trash talking on the popular Xbox 360 video game, "Halo 3". He is part of a "Federation" known as the "Federation of Asshole Gamers", AKA the "F@G."

While there are also over 16,000 other members to the "F@G", Dan "DJ Keemstar" Keem is one of the four leaders of the group. Dan and the other three leaders, Deranker, ROBOT, and I Need 2 Bukks all change the way Halo 3 is played. They take rudeness to the next level, and that is why they are famous. The group is known for multiple varieties of pranks and they used to pull the pranks off 100% successfully without fail. The group has become so popular that people have followed them into their games as they are trying to do their pranks. These people that follow the group usually ruin the prank and end up wasting the group's time.

The online celebrity was born on March 28th, 1982. (Age 28)
by Serious_Lemur July 15, 2010
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Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.
That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!
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just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.
"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."
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crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..
"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

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Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches
Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!
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crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers
If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.
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Keesia

An extremely loyal beautiful possesive female; that could possibly break the windows out your car if doublecrossed.
"I should'nt have slept with her sister, because my girl did a keesia on my car"
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