the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."

She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.

by Badkider May 5, 2011

Dr. Jerry Falwell

1. A rather large, pink-faced talking head. 2. Co-Chairman of The Moral Majority 3. A Christian 4. Televangelist

..." and all my friends," remarked Dr. Jerry Falwell during his January Fourteenth, Two Thousand and Seven {program touting the benefits of 'Buy A Jew From Russia And Send Him Home'} Television Infommercial - As Seen On TV/Comcast Cable

by EatMeRaw! December 10, 2008

Jerry

verb
1. To work on an impossible task with ridiculous demands and an unrealistic timeline, usually for a project that is excruciatingly boring or unpleasant.

Etymology:
Circa. 2007 from Hong Kong English, used in the advertising industry. The word has been derived from the name of a director of an advertising agency in Hong Kong who is renowned for handing out impossible tasks, often to be done on weekends or over holidays, with no regard for anyone's schedule.

After the boss demanded that the 60-page brochure be done by Tuesday, Kimbo knew that he'd just been Jerry-ed. Kimbo then spent the Easter break Jerry-ing.

by Kimbo T March 21, 2008

jerrys hairy berry

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..

(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE

by PACO101 February 17, 2010

Jerry bags

an extra ball bag for more power during intercourse

I used a few Jerry bags on wife last night, and i cummed 4 litres

by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012

jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

Jerred

A rapist, pedophile, child molester, or anything of the sort.

"I'm scared of that Jerred guy"
"Well no kidding, his name is Jerred"
Jerred : "Don't be mean!"
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by WHOAMI420asdf1 May 10, 2017