Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami

I gay jacked all the way to Miami.

by 8trackgto September 19, 2021

Wall-jacked

When your Facebook Wall is taken over and completely occupied by either a long comment or a string of comments by "friends"; often times unrelated to the initial response to a posting or status update.

Man, I've been wall-jacked by 20 friends discussing sci-fi television generally as comments to my status, when all I did was post that I thought my wife was a Cylon.

by jurv February 2, 2009

get jacked

Get ripped, build defined muscles.

Didn't you say you want to get jacked? So you have to go the gym, man!
That weightlifter got jacked in just a few weeks, is he on steroids?

by ImB November 24, 2013

Jacked

1) ripped

2) stolen

3) loaded with money

1) Man that dude from the gym is totally jacked

2) Yo man! That freak just jacked my wallet!

3) That guy from the bank is jacked, did you see his car?

by k7k July 7, 2008