hole stats

When a guy refers to the number of women he has slept with.

Angela asked Mike about his hole stats.

by MPTAZ December 6, 2016

salad hole

a slang term to refer to the butthole; used in conjunction with the phrase "toss the salad" or "eating ass"

She asked me to toss her salad, so I licked that salad hole like I've been working at Soup Plantation for years!

by @MikeIsSavage September 3, 2017

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

Dew Hole

A very wet pussy. Primed and ready.

Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.

I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.

I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Grub Hole

An individual’s mouth. The cake hole. The pie hole.

I need to fill my grub hole now. I’m starving.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

whiskey hole

The burning sensation in your anus as a result of excessive excretion and wiping. Could be compared to having Tennessee Fire poured in your butthole

I’d get in the ocean with y’all but my whiskey hole is bad enough as it is

by Ramannoodle’sbus June 19, 2019

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020