Old Havana

The best fucking smoke shop in the United States. Old Havana Smoke Shop is conveniently located off of Carothers Parkway in Cool Springs. Old Havana is known for having very expensive hookahs and a very low Drachma to USD exchange rate.

You can get a better rate in East Nashville, where drachmas are more prevalent.

1) Let's go to Old Havana, you know that place on Carothers? I hear their hookahs are high.

2) I had to give my left nut to pay for the hookah at Old Havana last night.

3) I wish I would have converted my drachmas in East Nashville, Old Havana really fucked me on the exchange rate.

by OilDrillersUnite October 17, 2011

stairway to heaven

A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD

Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin

To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!

by shooter August 29, 2005

Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

heaven

Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.

Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !

Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !

by MerWahn February 5, 2010

heaven

A place where you get everything that you could go to hell for.

There's no heaven, There's just hell...

by NonCarer March 5, 2016

pennies from heaven

when, as a result of skydiving, a woman gets splattered with jism from the sky. Otherwise known as white rain

That bitch came to my door with pennies from heaven on her face!

by RYAN AND CHUCK January 11, 2008

heavage

Of or possessing significant hair follicles directly centered above the bust line in a female. This phenomenon is most usually found in those who have lived near power plants, have had botched hair removals, or those who are simply French.

I wanted to buy her a sweater, but discovered that her nature had provided her with a heavage.

by Ampersand& May 30, 2003