Handispa

Two possible meanings to the delighfull word.
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt

2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end

Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.

by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009

Handincredible

Astonishingly and fantastically handy acts made possible through the mad skills you can learn from the Handyman. Adjectival form is permitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“No doubt ‘bout it, cuz. That Handyman churned out some wicked handincredible multi-purpose bookshelves.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

hangin sallys

boobs that sag due to lack of bra usage or old age

Fella #1:"Hey, see them hangin sallys over there?"
Fella #2:"Yeah...gross."

by Hullabalu Chew November 18, 2009

hanging fire

Waiting.

"I'm hanging fire before I commit to buying this latest video game, because I want to find out if it sucks or not first."

by Waffletron September 14, 2017

hanging 20

69 but sucking toes. Both parties, toe to mouth action.

“Josh and Derek were hanging 20 last night.”

“She asked him to hang 20.”

by Swagbitch2004 February 25, 2018

hanging ass

When you're far behind the rest of your squad as you walk through the hometown.

"Where did Tommy go?" "Oh, he's just hanging ass back there." "Well, I guess he won't be there when we tongue punch his Mom's fart box and shit on her nightstand."

by Strawberry Shortkake May 31, 2018

Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018