ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005

ham it up

When a person, usually a Goldstine in the most un-kosher act, rubs his penis between two grade A hams to become erect.

Stewart can ham it up with the best of them, just ask Richard.

by Carl Carlsons February 4, 2008

ham on em

when you pull your pants down to fart on someone and a little bit of ham shit squirts out on them

Derek was mad at the panda so he went to ham on em

by jimmy hendrix December 2, 2007

Ham it Up

To tell someone they are making an untrue or non factual statement.

Dane says " My beauty is far greater than Jase's"
Swainy says " Ham it up ".

by Trenta May 28, 2008

Ham Doctor

A guy whom whose specialty and interest is in picking up morbidly obese women.

"Ugh, that chick with the hottie over there is as big as a house! We need Chuck to run interference on her, he's a real Ham Doctor".

by Gabe Tycho July 22, 2009

ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith July 6, 2007