High as Giraffe pussy

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010

Gaff

noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs

yo bring some gaffers over, we'll chop em up and gaff.

by gaffy taffy May 28, 2006

gaffed

to be in a very high state

blonk was so gaffed he forgot his own birthday 2 years running

by happinessisi September 14, 2006

graffiti

amusing defacement of public toilets.

(standing at the urinal): look up
(looks up): now you're pissing on your shoes

by i fucked your mumma. man, she big. October 7, 2004

graaf

Graaf (noun) is Dutch/Flemish for "Count" (also a noun), but when used as an adjective in both Dutch and Flemish slang, it is more or less the equivalent of the English word "awesome". In Flanders, as far as I know, it is used a lot in the region surrounding the cities of Antwerp and Saint Nicolas.

Dat is echt graaf!
<That is totally awesome!>

by THEMte May 30, 2008

Flaming Giraffe

So two dudes are standing up, right? But then one dude bends over, holding onto the other dude's waist, and starts blowing the dude. So then the dude getting the bj all starts waving his arms like "He-ey, look at us, Richard. Motherfucking Flaming Giraffe! Lol."

Some guy with another guy bending horizontally at the waist blowing him: "He-ey, look, Richard, ohmygawd. Flaming Giraffe! Hello!"

by effable July 20, 2010

giraffe

A slick move that takes place while freak dancing in which a male, while standing behind a female, stretches his head around in order to make out with her while continuing to dance.

The major extension of the neck muscles makes the situation nearly analogous to watching a human giraffe desperately make out with a drunk hottie.

Dude, did you see that girl Sandeep was dancing with last night? After she had a couple drinks, he giraffed her and just wouldn't stop!

Aaron had some major balls to giraffe that girl at the party last night. She must've been a foot shorter than him; I'm surprised his neck isn't sore today.

by Rooner January 11, 2009