cooked goose 

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

cooked goose by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

canada goose jacket 

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.

Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.

canada goose jacket by veritast October 22, 2009

mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

mother goose by Nick North January 16, 2008

A Goose 

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.

Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!

A Goose by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

Silly goose 

Skeepy is A silly goose
Said DadBoyHalo

Your skin look like A silly goose
Ur A skeppy

Silly goose by TheirDaughter August 11, 2020

Georgia Goose Rocket 

When the fupa is elevated, anal fluff trimmings are inserted into the snatch. Intercourse commences with male partner flapping his arms like the wings of a goose and sounding the mallard mating call. The female responds firvently fondling her fupa.

Bartholomew and Irmak perform the Georgia Goose Rocket during hot, steamy nights.

Georgia Goose Rocket by ConorMike July 4, 2008

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

loose as mother goose by markuz May 16, 2006