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Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.
Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
by jhdemicco February 28, 2013
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google knowledge

"Google knowledge" is when someone knows something based upon the fact he/she googled the subject at some point and by doing so learnt about it. Usually the result of this is a superficial and/or inaccurate knowledge on the theme.
–He is not that clever, it is just his "google knowledge" in action.
by f.fler September 24, 2013
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Google Blink

The moment you arrive at Google, and stare blankly at the blinking cursor having forgotten your query.

This phenomena is likely linked to having to check the time twice, because you didn't pay attention when you first checked.
I spent 10 minutes with a Google Blink. When I finally remembered what I was Googling for the moment had passed.
by Dale Tucker February 6, 2015
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googlebump

The bump Google gives a page in search results by catering to everything Google wants you to do as they own the universe.
Wow, setting up Google Authorship is sure to give my blog a googlebump!
by Marqana September 4, 2014
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Googlefear

The fear you get just before you hit the search button after typing search terms which will most likely return NSFW results.
He felt the Googlefear after typing "inflatable friend" in to the search box.
by Pinmike April 21, 2015
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google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.
Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.
by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015
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Google the letters

To search for something of any topic on the Google search engine. This phrase was once mentioned on an episode of the popular TV series: COPS
Joe- you ever heard of the urban dictionary?
Cop- no, what is it?
Joe- Google the letters
by Barstoolmyass September 10, 2015
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