Granada

Stuck up, bitchy, “straight but willing to experiment”, rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self-centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they can’t see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulitive, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naïve, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves…then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if they’re not totally provoking them.

Many people use fake addresses to get into Granada High, a whack school filled with white people and asians.

"What school do you go to?"
"Granada"
::disgusted looks::

by Raul51490 January 5, 2007

Boise hand grenade

what monkeys in the zoo use for ammunition, often humans will toss one into the fan

He pissed me off so bad I'm gonna hit him with a Boise Hand Grenade!

by jay's idea March 10, 2007

Grande 'Skinny' Latte

A drink that annoying girls and the occasional Asian student might order at Starbucks. 'Skinny' was first used by Starbucks in 2008 to avoid the length of the commonly ordered drink's previous name: Grande Non-Fat Skim Latte.

"Ummm, I'll like totally have a Grande 'Skinny' Latte please!"

by Allerton Road July 30, 2009

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

Ariana Grande moment

Just like a bruh moment, but even more extreme. You don't know what's going on.

That guy had a total Ariana Grande moment when he found out his girlfriend was a guy.

by BarryMaPole November 3, 2019

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

penis de grande

penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.

PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)

by me March 16, 2005