Ben’s Magic goo

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.

Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…

by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024

giggly giggly goo

just a stupid god darn phrase with no meaning

Bob: So how did the phone taste
Jim: giggly giggly goo

by BugEPB April 14, 2024

CEO of goo

A crackhead with a 1.9 GPA with anger issues. He is someone who is known to be good at fighting game, but actually thrives in having no respect for the opposing player and pressing random attacks with his crackhead speed whenever he gets the chance. He often rages when going against; someone who plays like himself, someone better, or Im Maddog. This part-time racist who eats orange peels, grape vines, apple cores, banana peels, and fruit seeds responds to his anger by doing 1 of 3 things. These things involve destroying furniture in the house, smoking, or reciting many slurs. (HM: Punching innocent trees outside)

Person 1: He’s doing random attacks, I can’t predict anything, and he’s taunting after every kill.

Person 2: You must be going against CEO of goo.

by Just Maddog October 10, 2024

THE GUMMY GOO PLAGUE

This is a plague that is a cross hybrid of the song remix 'she don' call me baby boo' remix and the amazing digital circus character 'gummy goo'. This originated from a girl named Pomni which spread to different fans.
symptoms are constantly saying she don' call me gummy goo, doing the she don' call me baby boo chicken remix while screaming she don' call me gummy goo, and loving the gummy goo x pomni ship.
this plague could cause irrational mouth movement and may result to the baby boo plague which is even worse

If you have these symptoms now, come consult your baby boo phycologist or call 67676767676700 to get an online booking and test for this deadly plague.

infected "she donnnn' calll meeeee gummmyyy goooooooooo!!!!!!!! '
normal person 1 " what is wrong with him?"
normal person 2 " oh he has the gummy goo plague"
normal person 1"oh he's a goner , rip"
infected" Gummmmmyyyy gooooooooo"

by TheGirlWhoLovesWingsOfFire February 21, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026