Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

freudian slip

A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.

Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.

by Caexar February 8, 2007

fred

Fred - married to Wilma off the Flinstones, Not anything to do with females

Hey Fred go get me a beer, NOW.

by Welovewhenflowsintown August 2, 2007

Fred Flintstone

To date two or more girls simultaneously. This refers to the 1/19/62 Flintstones episode #44 "The Entertainer" when Fred has to manage two dates at the same club when Wilma unexpectedly shows up. Of course, he had the help of Barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). Even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.

Man, I forgot about Caroline and invited Audrey out too... I can't cancel now, I'll have to pull a Fred Flintstone.

by FredFlintstone January 13, 2009

Freudian Slip

An obscene, crotchless female undergarment, popular among the elite of early 20th century Vienna. Worn especially whilst holding a sensuously supine position upon a Chaise Lounge in full view of a cigar chomping psychoanalyst.

Old Siggy found himself overheating somewhat, when nubile but disturbed Frau Grossgash flourished an oft noted

Freudian Slip.

by jonimethfan October 18, 2011

right there fred

When you plan on taking someone to pound town!

"Dude, you gotta take her home and give her the ole right there Fred."

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

the Freudian Slips

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.

The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In

by Freudian Slips October 25, 2015