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university of florida 

A public university located in Gainesville, Florida. Listed as a Public Ivy, UF is the third largest university in the United States with the eighth largest budget, ranking first among public universities and second among all behind only Harvard in the number of National Merit Scholars enrolled. Known for the invention of the sports drink Gatorade, along with their string of 3 national championships in basketball and football in a span of 366 days.
What do students from the University of Florida and Florida State University have in common? They both got accepted to FSU.
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university of florida 

The only university in America where the Hare Krishnas, wearing their robes and playing their instruments, greet attendees of all the home football games with their joyous chanting and dancing. Their well-wishers claim "you guys play well every year." Inebriated Gators fans mock or imitate them, especially at the evening games, but they continue undaunted. Occasionally a pair of fans of opposing teams, inspired to dance, swing each other around, to the amusement of all.
University of Florida is a special place.

University of Florida 

An public university located in Gainesville, Florida touted as one of the best universities of the south. However, the arrogant students of this university exagerate this status as the ivy league school of the south. Unfortunately, these students are delusional because their school will never be of the same academic caliber as Duke,Vanderbilt,
Emory, Georgia Tech,Tulane,Wake Forest,College of William and Mary, Johns Hopkins,University of Virginia UNC-Chapel Hill, etc.
UF: I'm proud that I go to UF; it's the ivy league school of the south.
Random Kid: I think you need a breath of fresh air; so please take your head out your ass.

Palm Bay Florida

Quite Possibly The Most Boring Place in Florida. FILLED with old people
The are soo many old people that live in Palm Bay Florida
Palm Bay Florida by Tyler Marcinik January 10, 2011

Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida 

Ahh Charlotte High school,The definiton of a corrupt school.
Sure,Some people might think its a great school.But 90% of the students will say they hate it.This school revolves around sports.When the hurricane hit punta gorda,the first thing charlotte high decided to do is rebulid the gym and football stadium.Get the point?Hell,half the teachers are coaches.And theres so many cliques you can't count.
You have your typical snobby girls who think their hot shit when in reality there going absolutley nowhere in life.Then theres the rednecks,all they do is chew tobacco which i guess the staff could give a shit about.Even though it's a tobacco free campus.
And of course whats a high school without jocks,the Jocks basically rule the school,that is if there good,which most of them are not.Not to mention about 75% of the kids at charlotte smoke pot.And if your being picked on,Don't tell a teacher or the "resource officer".they'll just try to scare the bully with a detention or suspend him for two days.So,when i ask someone what they plan to do after the high school, they give me the same answer everytime.Get the fuck out of charlotte county.
-So,you hear about Charlotte High School Punta gorda,florida?
-Yeah,i heard it's the biggest shithole in the world.

University of Florida 

1) A decent school in Florida, a state which inflates its high school GPAs for the benefit of college ranking.

2) A place where students who have never left the state of Florida for some reason think their degrees are of the same merit as degrees from universities like UCLA, UC Berkeley, Stanford, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard, Fordham, Virginia, etc., etc., etc...

3) The home of the Gator Nation.



"I've never left Florida, so as far as I'm concerned, UF is the best school in the U.S.A., or the world for that matter."

"Where did you attend school?"
"Ivy-League"
"Really? I graduated from Columbia!. Where are you from?"
"University of Florida. Go gators; the south will rise again."


By the way, UF is ***NOT*** listed as "public ivy" either.

The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll (1985):2
College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
University of California6
University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Texas at Austin
University of Vermont (Burlington)
University of Virginia (Charlottesville)

Weston, Florida 

Weston, Florida- A small, upscale city in North Broward County.

Renting a small, one floor home is upwards of 1,600 a month.

2+ bedrooms, 1 and a half bathrooms, full kitchen, dinig/living room, internet cables, 3 telephone jacks, 2 car driveway, 1+ car garage, backyard.

An average home costs around 400,000.

Two or more floors, 2 1/2 baths +, 3 or more bedrooms, dining room, living room/den, internet cables, 5+ telephone jacks, 2+ car garage, driveway, backyard.

An above average or extravvagant home will be upwards of 800,000 dollars.

Details courtesy of an accredited realtor.

Weston is about an hour drive away from North Miami, and 20 minutes from the heart of Davie.

Sawgrass Mills Mall is a worthwhile place to shop, seeing as how the next mall, aventura, is 30 minutes away, while sawgrass is a ten minute bus ride from Weston road.
It has a very cool place to eat called "Rainforest Cafe".

Westons population consists of mainly latins, white, and african americans.

There are alot of job opportunities for adolecents, as most teenagers are given money, or don't need it. Most are focused an getting good grades, and many schools are considered "A+" schools.

Weston is a wonderful place to raise young children, and to live out retirement.

It's a safe community, and some would call it pretty above average. It is beautiful here, and someone who has been around grey trees and brown grass all their life probably won't take it for granted.
The Rock has a house in weston, florida
Weston, Florida by snatchyweasel66 February 21, 2011