Fresh off the farm

Fresh out of jail

Bruh? Where you been I ain't seen you in a minute?

Cuz I'm fresh off the farm been in the halway since last month

by Freshbandz91 November 19, 2018

Jake from state farm

Dead

Jake from State Farm is dead

by Christian1977 September 5, 2019

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett

Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm

by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.

Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?

by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021

sold the farm

To kill or erase existence of a person. Related to the phrase “bought the farm”.

i just sold the farm to jerry, i’m not going to his funeral.

by thecrazyurbandictionary May 29, 2021

Friends On Farm

the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.

Hey what are you watching?

Oh I am watching “Friends on Farm” on youtube!

by Friends on Farm July 7, 2021