When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
by Eva Underwood August 10, 2006
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by Zolton_The_Meme_Man October 30, 2018
Get the Mr Edwards mug.when a person is doing a handstand in the nude with their toes touching the wall and someone else sits on their buttocks and poops in their anus
by J.J. Brebre May 7, 2008
Get the dirty eduardo mug.A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.
And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.
Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.
The end.
And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.
Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.
The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
by Afroduck's Sidekick February 17, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.The Actor he looks like a different man from different angles. So if you call someone Edward Norton or Ed Norton you are saying they are one who looks different from many angles.
Steve: Hey Paul!
Paul: Yea Steve!
Steve: Your Edward Norton
Paul: Really?
Steve: Yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old....
Paul: Yea Steve!
Steve: Your Edward Norton
Paul: Really?
Steve: Yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old....
by Fight Club BP March 11, 2011
Get the Edward Norton mug.considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
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person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
by krizzywlc December 23, 2008
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