Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it

This "donkey dick was very tasty"

by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022