"i aint letting that dong popper give me a suck!! she might bite my bellend off!!"
"omg your such a dong popper... GIVE ME MY BELLEND BACK"
"omg your such a dong popper... GIVE ME MY BELLEND BACK"
by aaron griffiths init mate March 3, 2007
Get the dong poppermug. 
1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.
2. A slang term for penis
3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.
4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
2. A slang term for penis
3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.
4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."
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by Inwestphiladelphiabornandraise June 18, 2014
Get the Ding-Dongmug. by bagger2120 October 17, 2008
Get the gang dongmug. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016
Get the dong songmug. by Slippyslip December 10, 2010
Get the Dong Poundmug. When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.
by Bigboy12340987 August 8, 2016
Get the xiong dongmug.