thunder dong

i big ole hard veiny cock, that produces an insensitive amount of power with each thrust. relative to a large clap of thunder.
Holy fuck Lil Richie has a beautiful Thunder dong!
by Randeezenutz November 08, 2017
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Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

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dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
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gang dong

when a fag gets viciously and facially slapped by the weiners of many other men at the same time
Gang dong that faggot, he was t-bagging me.
by bagger2120 August 25, 2008
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Dong Dropper

A person who flashes their penis discretely in public by dropping their genitals out of there pants for a short period of time. This method is only used by people with self-control a.k.a bitches
Tommy-"Want me to dong drop that bitch?"
Jesus-"Dong Dropper(s) are bitches."
*gets free ass for a year*
by Yolo swagins May 09, 2015
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Dong Whomp

We you Knuckle-fuck a fellow male in the penis.
...And there i was faced with the impossible task of having to Dong Whomp an Asian.
by FredTheFantasticFuckknock January 19, 2010
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Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
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