cursed definition

The most common thing on the urban dictionary.

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

street curse

When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.

Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.

by El Nuez July 17, 2020

The Ayden Curse

The Ayden Curse is a curse that if Ayden dates someone they go depressed or suicidal

AYDEN GAVE THAT GIRL THE AYDEN CURSE

by TYSGYHGS December 4, 2024

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Med's Curse

In The Game Town Of Salem Med's Curse Is A Made UP Curse Given To The Role "Medium" In Which It Is Believed That The "Medium" Is Doomed To Die In Game Usually In The First Round Commonly Referred To As N1

Welp I'm Gonna Die Med's Curse!

by AGuyWhoLikesTownOfSalem May 9, 2022

Suite Curses

W roleplay.

“Suite Curses was so good.”
“Something wicked comes your way.”

by cabrarakt June 2, 2023

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024