Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018

Cupcake

A creature that really likes cotton balls.

"Cupcake, hand over the jar."
"NEVER!"

by Irony the Knight! February 13, 2021

Cupcake Cock-Clown

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.

Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

by AttackOnCrack June 29, 2018

cupcake cut

When you drop a cupcake

Teacher: damn i cupcake cut you

by bentcharger June 16, 2018

Strawberry cupcake

Whilst a female is on her period and a man ejaculates in her( see definition strawberry shortcake). The woman then queefs filling her hand with the mixture of blood,cum, and air then places her hand over the man's nose and mouth.

After having period sex with my date she hit me with that strawberry cupcake.

by Nachoyocheese83 November 16, 2025

Cupcaking

Cupcaking is a sex act where the male cums on shit as it is poking out of his partners ass, and then proceeds to feed the cum covered shit to their partner

I was Cupcaking Sarah last week, what a fucking freak!

by Pontel March 7, 2017

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025