cartepede

A car pileup of epic proportions usually caused by inexperienced mongs who can't drive. Usually instigated but not limited to Justify Car Club, ROE, etc

"Hey dude, did you see that cartepede on the Justify Car Club cruise last night?" #rekt

by cartepede June 10, 2016

Cartholes

The assholes in the grocery aisle who wont move their carts out of the way.

I tried to get around the people in the supermarket but those cartholes wouldn't move the hell over.

by Kellys Mom April 6, 2017

Carternewsome

A long loud burst of anal gas that smells like the diarrhea of a fat Labrador.

Dude I’m sorry but I just let out a carternewsome.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

Carter Page

A drink also known as a White Russian.

Bartender, I’d like a Carter Page...you know, a White Russian.

by Tamarak February 4, 2018

Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.

Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!

by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018

cart lifter

Someone who takes your stuff and/or shopping cart, typically at Wal-Mart.

Where's my shopping cart?

What happened to my stuff?
The cart lifter at Wal-Mart strikes again!

by worldtraveler007 May 30, 2018