Bread crumbs

The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis

For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly

by Podfyhhhfdfffc February 9, 2017

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

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crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

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A word commonly used by elders who want to try and act "hip". Most teachers use this expression.

A more polite was to say Damn, or dammnit.

Many forms of this word exist.
crum
Oh crum
Also associated with twit, twerp, dumb bunny.
Most people who use this word have actually no idea what "hip" words mean.
When asked what crunk was reply: "I am not sure, maybe you should look it up on the internet or something."

Teacher - "Crummit, I messed up!"
Student - "Crummit...WTF?"
Student#2 -

by manlyman March 4, 2008

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Crump Special

Gin and tonic, the drink choice of champions. Respected the world over and enjoyed responsibly, The Crump Special is the embodiment of taste and refinement.

"I'll have a Crump Special!"

by Archimedes Torquemada October 30, 2008

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