The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

back center pocket

The anus (asshole) where some people will hide contraband or things they don't want found in their possession such as drugs.

I got strip searched at jail, but I hid my drugs in my back center pocket.

by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 23, 2018

Lowery Freshman Center

A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.

Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?

Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”

Guy: “I’m so sorry.“

Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”

by Wtf boi October 3, 2019

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021

Colter

Sir Un-Athletic. The least athletic person in the world

wow look at colter he’s so not athletic

by lol roark25 June 3, 2019

contemplaying

the act of thinking about playing a Computer game, a shortening of "contemplating playing"

<@panda_sam> snoozing atm so i'm contemplaying l4d2

by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011