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compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day
by saacabb April 7, 2022
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Compact

Adjective used to describe a man's genitals when Everything is where it is supposed to be. Usually the male is named Randy or Randal
Randy has a compact package.
by Crystal_903445 April 13, 2022
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Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.
Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"
by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022
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CompAkane

The greatest,sexiest man alive. He never misses and I wanna suck him off
“Compakane is the greatest creator ever
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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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compasstent

When incompetent people try to spell competent
Dumbasses like BeanStinker2 are compasstent
by BeanStinker2 June 17, 2022
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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