Comatoes

The feeling when your foot or toes fall asleep from being deprived of the flow of blood from usually accidental pressure. Or Maybe diabetes who knows. e.g. Lighthearted term

-wakes up- "Whoa my foot's asleep, actually it's like pins in needles in my toes and it kinda tickles" -Friend-"Nah man you got 'comatoes'!"

by MrKendall December 5, 2021

Comasutra

When you're in a coma, but also really horny

That meal was so good I'm in a comasutra kind of mood.

by anonymous January 6, 2022

Comfybadge80825

An sexy mf who thinks you should subscribe to "skeetskeetyeet" on youtube

Comfybadge80825 slept with 5 kids

by Comfybad January 19, 2022

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Coma

Abbreviation for crying out my ass

Hey Nate coma did you see that fight?

by Vvs February 21, 2022

Coma

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Coma - A state where you need to wake up

by The Pure Vessel March 16, 2022

Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.

My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.

by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022