Skeech-clause

Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.

Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

by Cooter T. Bass October 1, 2008

Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011

Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

Biannual Santa Claus

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

chausterized

Cheesy, as in of a corny nature or

Man, that joke was so chausterized; did you get that from a book?

by Andrew Shiovitz February 25, 2008

clustercation

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.

The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.

by texlex61 April 20, 2011