When your cock won't get hard because you're under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.
Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
by Hoff Burton May 16, 2008
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Kids who have been brain-washed to listen to this band. They think they are the luckyist fans in the world. See what MCR's music has done to them? Their girl fans think Gerard is hot. Since when does a dead body look good?
My Chemical Romance Fans-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SAVED OUR LIFE'S
Me-Great, like this world needs more Emo kids on it.
Me-Great, like this world needs more Emo kids on it.
by SLJ July 29, 2008
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"What's your favorite band?"
"My Chemical Romance!"
"But aren't they like... Dead?"
*glares* "you don't need to live anymore!" *starts beating person with a pillow*
"My Chemical Romance!"
"But aren't they like... Dead?"
*glares* "you don't need to live anymore!" *starts beating person with a pillow*
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Get the chemicalbrother mug.Wow I was just putting mayonnaise on my sand which now he’s HUMAN AND HIS NAME IS TREVON DAVIS! Chemical X must’ve got him
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