chairez

He/she is strong and independent. Cares for his/her family. They always are committed. Family is always first to him/her. You show him/her loyalty ,they'll show it back. He/she sees everything on the bright side.

The Chairez family is always committed to their jobs.

by Beary_chairez March 17, 2019

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"

by Wighteggy June 12, 2019

chain dangle

Have your man on top while the chain smacks your face

Let’s go let the chain dangle in my face

by Toastyshark February 15, 2020

chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020

chailom

Big tits. Big ass. loves food. is amazing and confident. Can sing wap amazingly and sexily.

Girlllll I wish I was Chailom .

by creamycake21773478784845784 December 8, 2020

Chain Breaker

An individual that refuses to the contenuie or repeat the toxic behaviors of their dysfunctional family, close friends, working environment and societies.

I decided to become the first Chain Breaker in my family's generational unhealthy upbringing.

by Creativelingo January 27, 2021

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021