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George Braun

As yet undiscovered sarcastic comedian who specializes in internet sarcasm and small private parties. Coined the acronym "lqtm" in a routine first credited to a bar mitzvah in 1999. Born and raised in Wenonah NJ where other notable people such as Steve Squyres, Jon Craig, Tim Squyres, Lauren Ward Larsen, Melissa McFadden Buscher, Buck Bridges and Karen Ward Scalzi originated.
Don't make me go all George Braun on you at your sweet sixteen party.
by Wenonah Rider October 25, 2011
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brass ring

The Brass Ring was originally a game reward or prize related to riding a carousel. Most carousels did not have "jumpers" - animals which move up and down as the carousel spins - The outer row animals were still/fixed. Many riders of carousels tended to ignore the outer rows in favor of the jumping animals. In order to encourage more riders to sit on the outer rows, someone devised the ring game and it became a common fixture of the carousel.

The object of the game was simple. A rider sits on the outer row and when the carousel spins around, the rider reaches out and grabs one of the metal rings from the dispenser. Since not all the rings were brass - typically one brass ring per ride among many non-brass rings - getting the brass ring was a special treat. The brass ring usually entitled the holder to a free ride when they returned the brass ring to the attendant. Or could be kept as a good luck charm, memento, etc.

It's important to note that in their heyday, most carousels were pay-to-ride amusements. Back when a couple pennies, a nickel or a dime was still significant change, a free ride on the carousel would seem much more relevant. Therefore, to get the elusive brass ring was to win a notable prize equated with fun, gratification, fulfillment, etc.
Little Amy went to the park today and rode on the carousel. On the first try, she got the brass ring. Amy now could ride the carousel again for free. Amy was very happy.

Amy grew up to be a pleasant, pretty, hard-working young woman. She got married, started a family, and lived in a nice modest home with her husband. Together they worked towards prosperity and raised a good, healthy family. Amy was very happy. Again, Amy got the brass ring.
by retroflow October 2, 2007
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brad nowell

Brad Nowell was Sublime's lead singer and just about the dopest guy that has ever existed.
by brandi and stephanie August 18, 2006
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Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.
Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
by Pizzozo February 14, 2008
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ethan bradberry

The guy who pretended to rape a girl for a 'social experiment'.
Can be used to refer to someone batshit fucking insane with eyes that penetrate the soul.
Ethan: Yo yo I just pretended to gangrape that chick she was devastated
Any sane person: wtf who are you and how did you come into my house
Ethan: I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
by hiv420blazeit July 7, 2016
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brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.
by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017
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shit for brains

Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.
Gee, Jim, you are one stupid ass; you must have shit for brains!
by RC59 September 4, 2013
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