Blitzwing

The one dude in your friend group who can, at one moment, be the most rational one, in another moment the hothead and yet in another moment, the absolutely crazy and unhinged one.

May have a German accent

Blitzwing:
Icy As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.

Blackarachnia:
Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!

Blitzwing:
Fiery Ze name is Blitzwing, insect - remember it, 'cause it's ze last thing you vill ever hear before I... Mischievous ...express my feelings in song, hahaha! Sings Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...

Blackarachnia:
You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?

by Ode to Deez Nuts December 8, 2023

Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much

person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET

by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023

Blitzened

Being pegged while wearing reindeer antlers

Omg I got blitzened last night at the Christmas party, I can never look at reindeer again

by Aussiedom January 2, 2024

BLITZPOKER

A cool poker place somewhere in the poker universe to play online poker!

Hey folks! Let's play poker at BLITZPOKER.
Hey have you checked out how cool blitzpoker.com is?

by HellozWorld January 16, 2024

blitzopherenia

The fear of Blitzø from helluva boss

Don’t send that picture, I have Blitzopherenia

by SomeHelluvaBossFan February 28, 2024

blitzorini

When you get a little too fucked up from a fun night out. Like "Blitzed" only add a little bit of spice.

Wanna get blitzorini tonught?

Dude...I got so blitzorinid last night

by Bananakinz March 9, 2024

Blitzersalt

A word you can use when ever you feel!

Ohhh blitzersalt!

by Rodge4 March 16, 2024