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Pig In A Blanket

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011
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al-Qaeda blanket

n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.
by GenerationFail April 5, 2011
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Blankenship

I young man who is inlove with a girl, who says they love him back, but only because they pity him. He is normally pathetic, and sad, but sometimes he is a girl's last resort. He is part of a one sided love. Normally he gets woman because he is rich, and/or the girl has no other hope.
"I like her"
"You're such a blankenship"
by Smithery August 13, 2017
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Sausage Blanket

The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
by Todorov February 3, 2009
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fire blanket

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.
"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"
by m456 January 16, 2009
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Blacked Out

(Verb) To be a white male, speaking normally amongst other white people, but suddenly slipping into the natural tone of ebonics in the presence of african americans.
"Well, Lewis just blacked out again"
by tonto goldstein June 22, 2006
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blacked in

v. Black In: To only be lucid in parts of specified period of time.

Blacking In: parts of the evening when one comes out of a black out for a brief period of lucidity, and your brain begins to record and process information again. Usually followed by another period of blacking out.
So suddenly I blacked in, and I was in this hotel room with 2 naked chicks. I looked in the mirror and i said to my brain "Please, please, PLEASE!!!, DO NOT black out again!!!"
by WantedX February 11, 2010
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