Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

imaginary blumpkin

The act being aroused and then masturbaiting while taking a lovely crap. Most people imagine a blow job while they are doing this act.

Landon would sit on the toilet for hours giving himself an imaginary blumpkin after his breakup with jackie.

by insanesexybeast February 19, 2011

blundonian blumpkin

A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.

Conversation in public restroom:

Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?

Gay Guy #1: Ha!

by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006

hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.

After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

mudder blumpkin

While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face

It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin

by Flumpkin Bucker October 23, 2009

rumble blumpkin

A rumble blumpkin is the same as a blumpkin (getting a blowjob while taking a shit) except the recipient has explosive diarrhea.

I wanted to get a blumpkin from your sister after dinner, but we ate Taco Bell and it turned into rumble blumpkin instead.

by chuck-fucking-norris December 18, 2011

Blumpkin Flynt

The act of receiving oral while taking a dump, while also giving oral to somebody else who is defecating.

In a sentence: A blumpkin is nasty but only a freak would be a blumpkin flynt.

by sartori April 1, 2004