bullshit

google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.

OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol

by Bob Patel December 25, 2007

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Taco Bell Shit

Just look at the menu. It's what they sell.

Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."

by Rashe January 3, 2010

Billshit

the act of complete bullshit without the bull

That's such Billshit!!!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003

Complete utter bullshit

Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people

Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!

by Origami23 January 23, 2016

bullshit sickness

A typically Australian term, used to describe something of the most awesome degree.

Man! That car is the bullshit sickness!

That movie last night was the bullshit sickness!

by Steven I July 4, 2006

bullshit

1) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
2) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
3) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
4) When a bull takes a dump.
5) who the hell doesn't know what bullshit is?

Boyfriend: My dick is 2 feet long.
Girlfriend: BULLSHIT!!!!

by BukakePokeMyBalls June 3, 2011