needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

Bone Afta Beat

Rumored to be of french origin, Bone afta beat is when a male beats himself off to ejaculation but remains boned up, rigid and turgid and is ravenously hungry for yet another round or two.

Man bro I was home all day and it was bone afta beat. My balls are killing me. I busted at least three times.

The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Ping Pong Beatbox

When you whip a long dong, and have the ability to smack it back and forth between your legs creating a loud clacking sound, almost like an asian ping pong tournament

*At a party*
Girl: What was that sound in the bathroom?
Guy: After I went pee, I did a few helicopters and hit the ping pong beatbox

by Dr Domealittle May 21, 2021

beat

Beat has several meanings depending on the context.

1. It can mean that someone (generally a girl) is ugly, similar to kicked.

2. It can mean to engage in sex, generally from a dominant or male point of view, i.e. "beat that pussy".

3. It can mean to masturbate, similar to whack, i.e. "beat off".

4. It can mean to win or defeat.

5. It can mean to attack someone.

1. Damn that girl has a nice body but she is beat!

2. I'm gonna beat dat pussy up all night!

3. I caught him beating off in his room, so embarrasing.

4. We beat you guys fair and square, so pay up.

5. Jamal beat up his girlfriend last night, again!

by Malakai Goldberg December 21, 2008

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

by iulita December 30, 2005