sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper May 17, 2018

claytona beach

Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)

Claytona beach is pretty cool and fun to talk to.

by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

Dirty Beath

When you shove an apple inside your sister asshole and give it to your dad as a prank

I got grounded for doing a dirty beath

by YourMumIsQueer July 17, 2019

North beach

A small beach town located in Calvert county Maryland. It’s where all the high schoolers in calco go to skate, hang out, and vibe. They hold a farmers market every Friday during the summer. There is basically no crime and the whole town has a chill easy going vibe, it’s basically your standard beach town but better.

“North beach Maryland is the jewel of the Chesapeake.

by Big_nig_6969 July 17, 2020

Filipino Beach Waka

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.

BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty

by Wrongun February 6, 2021

riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!

Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.

by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021