Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005

mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.

Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.

by Coprophobia July 25, 2011

Hot Air Balloon

A guys going down on girl and when he opens his mouth the girl grabs his head and holds it still then she queefs in his mouth.

I Hot Air Ballooned my boyfriend last night when he was going down on me!

you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning

by KezNaa October 15, 2011

red balloon

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

by funnybunny May 6, 2008