Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

by dpavlov March 6, 2017

Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary April 24, 2016

Brandon

Guy with a big dick

Looks like I am a Brandon

by Ipoh March 18, 2017

brandon

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?

by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016

brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.

oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon

by balosires9000 June 18, 2019

Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

by Dareen123 August 24, 2016

Brandon

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.

Brandon won't let us go to the playground!

by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017