Daily Bailey

This occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) Promptly after the sex the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with BBQ chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. While she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. The history channel may be substituted for Discovery or National Geographic.

Hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a Daily Bailey

by Pvt. Bailey February 18, 2009

Bailey

To unknowingly interrupt someone when they are having sex by phoning them or texting them.

"I got 'Bailey-ed' last night while fooling around with my girlfriend. Completely ruined the mood."

"My girlfriend is coming over tonight, so don't 'Bailey' us!"

by Needles 0) July 6, 2012

kevin bailey

The whitest wigger redneck ever. Thinks he's reppin his hood, Greenwood, MO. He has greasy forward hair. He is totally against partying and gets pissed and calls the cops on anybody who does. He has few friends at school. His friends are always black or wiggers like him.

Look at that kid, hes such a wigger, he reminds me of Kevin Bailey.

by KCMOFOSHO July 21, 2009

Balser

One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.

Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?

by The Mouth aka The Body Guard December 13, 2008

Bailey

Small dick

Guy #1: look it's bailey
Guy#1,Guy#2:What a faggot

by Justinhennessy1 August 2, 2017

bailey

A drug addict that tries to sleep with your girlfriend

I'll be a Bailey and try to sleep with your girlfriend

by Sumetra May 30, 2018

Bailey

A friend that bails on all sorts of activities such as golfing, bowling etc. Pronounced (BAIL)-ey.

What do you know, BAILey doesn’t want to bowl any more fucking douche

by Riverboat69 September 2, 2018