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Awkward

You: ...Awkward...
Josh: STATE OF MIND!
by fairyprincess33 January 15, 2009
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Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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awkward aftermath

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.
*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"
by ssshhh September 6, 2009
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awkward flow

a black girl's period.
Keiera got her awkward flow and it showed through her pants.
by keieraward December 30, 2011
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awkwardly asian

when someone is like half asain or a quarter asian, or something you can't really tell. You know that they are something from asia or middle east or what not, its just too hard to tell.
Me: Bro that girl is awkwardly asian
Brosky: Yeah man what is she like fillapino or some shit like that
by nick napolo January 5, 2008
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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balls awkward

When a males sacs are used in an awkward situation.
Christie:OMG thats so balls awkward that that guy just hit on you.
Lori:OMG i know, that is balls awkward.
by Chibolita July 1, 2008
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