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Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.
Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do
by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010
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Awkward Fist

The pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. In this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.
"Ohmigosh, I just met the best man and he is really creepy! Do I have to take a picture with him?" - Maid of Honor
"Don't worry about it! Just use the awkward fist!" -Bride
by lazerest May 14, 2011
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Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"
by Googly G August 17, 2011
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awkward

to have difficulty in certain situations, usually around people.
Jasmine was awkward today meeting her mate's family.
by cheekymonkie April 12, 2012
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awkward party

1. a party that is exceedingly uncomfortable

2. when you tell a story and everyone has already heard it before and no one reacts
"Man, this 1812 themed party is so awkward party."

"Did I tell you about the restaurant reservation thing?"
"Yes."
"..."
by awkward poopy August 9, 2012
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Awkward

Uncomfortable or embarrassing. Scientific evidence has proven that the birth of the word "awkward" comes directly from the invention of the game Truth or Dare.
Poor little Johnny didn't even know what awkward was until he played Truth or Dare and had to tell everyone who he liked.
by PatriciaPancake September 1, 2012
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Awkwank

Just as I finished cumming mum shouted dinner's ready...awkwank
by bazingaminga March 27, 2013
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