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half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016
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half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.
Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.
by IconLivin January 12, 2018
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Scrum half

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.
The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum
by Rugby101 December 3, 2014
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Half-god

A demigod who is half-god.

A half-god can have two demigods, one god & one mortal or two gods & two mortals as parents.
e.g: 'Zeus fell in love with a beautiful mortal and their half-god child was consequently born as a spirit (ghost), in the godly realm. The mortal couldn't take care of her spirit child, so Zeus took them to Mount Olympus where the nymphs raised them.'

(NOTES:
A common misconception is that demigods are all half-gods when that isn't necessarily the case. A demigod can be any partially divine being. They aren't to be confused with a half-god. All half-gods are demigods, but not all demigods are half-gods.

A demigod with two gods and two mortals as parents would be an incarnated semi-divine soul.

A demigod with two demigods or two gods and two mortals as parents would be called a double-demigod.

Please read my definition of a double-demigod for more information)
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 10, 2022
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Half-Normal

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!
by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009
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half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.
"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"
by Jimmy Vanderball August 17, 2007
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